Chip Whitley

Hmm...

There doesn't seem to be anything here yet.

...Like, there should be a portfolio or something, right?

Curious fella, aren'tcha?

Strange.

Well, anywho, the name is Chip.

It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

...

...So, anyway, this is my nifty little website.

Not much to see here, I know.

But rest assured, I'll most likely start creating a few sample recordings soon after I conclude this silly narrative.

…Bah. Who am I kidding? I'll most likely get sidetracked, spiraling into the abyss of some YouTube rabbit hole while learning about this fancy-schmancy microphone.

Which microphone?

Apparently, it's a "Sennheiser MKH 416," equipped with one of those overpriced blimp suspension system thingamajigs and a faux-fur fuzzy windshield called a "dead wombat."

...According to one Amazon review, I can now supposedly record a frog farting in a windstorm.

Splendid.

In that case, perhaps I should stop indulging in mischief for the moment and quit prattling on and on like some eccentric loony, so that I may finally begin recording some quirky, quality content for your entertainment?

...then again...